What the Hell Is American Cheese, Anyway?

It’s not cheese, that’s for sure…and I have to wonder…is it actually American?

#AmericanCheese is not cheese

The Article ‘What the Hell Is American Cheese, Anyway?’ originally appeared on https://mashable.com/2018/09/14/reels-what-is-american-cheese/
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Making a splash: American town launches Uranus Examiner newspaper

I know we’re all awaiting Uranus Examiner’s insider investigation of Uranus Fudge Factory…
#Missouri #ShowMe #Uranus hehe

“This week publishers announced the launch of the Uranus Examiner, a new local paper in Pulaski County in the southern US state. It quickly became the butt of controversy, flushing out critics who wasted no time attacking the new title.”

The Article ‘Making a splash: American town launches Uranus Examiner newspaper’ originally appeared on https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/14/american-town-launches-uranus-examiner-newspaper-missouri

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Here are 8 studies disputing Trump’s claim that the hurricane death toll was low – The Boston Globe

Who’s the #FakeNews now, Trump bitches?
Eight different independent studies say he’s lying. How many studies has he provided to back up his claims?
You know the answer is ZERO.

The Article ‘Here are 8 studies disputing Trump’s claim that the hurricane death toll was low – The Boston Globe’ originally appeared on https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2018/09/13/here-are-studies-disputing-trump-claim-that-hurricane-death-toll-was-low/Jeg8g3ZJ9hIbAkJOPFEgVM/story.html?camp=bg%3Abrief%3Arss%3Afeedly&rss_id=feedly_rss_brief
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Hero fights off weed dispensary robbers with a bong

Apparently, in Canada they rob dispensaries with BEAR SPRAY. Now, I’m not sure what bear spray is exactly…but I think that if it’s supposed to ward off bears, it must be some nasty shit to get sprayed with…if not exactly a lethal weapon.
Personally…I think the bong makes a much better weapon. So did the robbers, eh.

The Article ‘Hero fights off weed dispensary robbers with a bong’ originally appeared on https://mashable.com/article/guy-fights-off-robbers-with-a-bong/
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Trump calls Puerto Rico hurricane response ‘incredible, unsung success’ – despite almost 3,000 deaths

Way to double down on defending perhaps the largest fuck up of your administration so far…with an emphasis on “so far” because we know you will outdo yourself…that much has been proven time and again.

The Article ‘Trump calls Puerto Rico hurricane response ‘incredible, unsung success’ – despite almost 3,000 deaths’ originally appeared on http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/puerto-rico-hurricane-maria-trump-death-toll-florence-storm-a8533506.html
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When Trump bragged he now had ‘tallest building’ in downtown Manhattan hours after World Trade Center collapsed

9/11. Trump brags that HIS building is now the tallest on Manhattan, thanks to the terrorist attack.
Just a reminder of who is sitting in the White House and why he shouldn’t be there…as if you need another.

The Article ‘When Trump bragged he now had ‘tallest building’ in downtown Manhattan hours after World Trade Center collapsed’ originally appeared on http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/911-memorial-trump-2001-video-world-trade-center-manhattan-new-york-a8532891.html
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Pluto is most definitely a planet — and should never have been downgraded, say some scientists

I concur. Pluto is the coolest of ALL planets and the asshats that decided to strip it of it’s rightful status are unthinkable idiots. #PlutoThePlanet

The Article ‘Pluto is most definitely a planet — and should never have been downgraded, say some scientists’ originally appeared on https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/10/world/pluto-planet-status-trnd/index.html
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