Meet the Guy Who Spends Months in the Antarctic Collecting Penguin Poop

Conversation over heard in a bar someplace in the world:

“So what do you do for a living?”

“I collect penguin poop in Antarctica.”

Penguin Poop Patrol. Well ok then.

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Jamie’s comments are his own.

Trump says he’ll turn to Supreme Court if Congress begins impeachment

Umm…that’s not actually how it works at all dude. What a crybaby you are. “Brett! Those Democrats are being so mean to me! Sob sob Whine whine.”
Look…Regardless of what favors you THINK your SCOTUS appointments owe you, there are limits to how much graft and corruption they can turn a blind eye to. They cannot rule contrary to law and precedent, and have to back up their decisions with logic, facts and truths; you know, those pesky complications that you so avidly avoid.
Things are getting fun now.
Enjoy the ride, you lying orange asshole. You dug this hole for yourself…no one DID this to you. You don’t know how to President, and now the dishonesty, ignorance and lies are catching up to you.
Turns out you’re even worse at running the country than you are at running your failed and failing businesses. The only thing you’re actually any good at running is a scam.
But all scams eventually come undone. This one is unraveling faster than a half-knit sweater in a room full of kittens. If I were Trump, I would resign now and pray for a pardon from Pence. It would be the most presidential thing he’s done since taking office.

The Article ‘Trump says he’ll turn to Supreme Court if Congress begins impeachment’ originally appeared on https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/24/trump-supreme-court-impeachment-1289314
Jamie’s comments are his own.

Trump claims Democrats ‘can’t impeach’ him

In my mind I’m seeing the House Democrats defiantly saying “Challenge Accepted”.
On my TV, not so much.

The Article ‘Trump claims Democrats ‘can’t impeach’ him’ originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2019/04/trump-claims-democrats-cant-impeach-him.html
Jamie’s comments are his own.