It’s not as if I ate less meat and cheese when they were saying it was BAD for your heart, so this is really just a confirmation to keep on doing what we’re doing. More steak and cheeseburgers, please…with bacon!

The Article ‘Eating red meat and cheese can help heart health, scientists claim’ originally appeared on http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/red-meat-cheese-heart-health-cardiovascular-study-mcmaster-university-canada-a8513121.html
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Missouri says “show me” the meat…because THIS shit ain’t meat. #Truth

The Article ‘Lab-grown meat is not meat, Missouri state rules’ originally appeared on https://www.engadget.com/2018/08/29/lab-grown-meat-is-not-meat-missouri-state-rules/
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#SpoilerAlert Per request of John McCain: No Trump at funeral. I’m pretty sure his exact words were “Oh hell no! Tell that orange asshole to go fuck himself. Not invited”.

The Article ‘The Reason Trump Won’t Be at McCain’s Funeral Is Unusual. But He’s Not the First President to Skip a Significant Memorial’ originally appeared on http://time.com/5379510/trump-mccain-funeral-history/
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I’m going with #ElonMusk even though most people haven’t figured it out yet. He’s like Lex Luther…he USED to be good, but now…not so much and maybe he’s just a little insane.

The Article ‘Who Is the Most Powerful Supervillain?’ originally appeared on https://io9.gizmodo.com/who-is-the-most-powerful-supervillain-1828467210
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Dear The Guardian
You cannot use ‘dolphin’ and ‘porpoise’ interchangeably, even if you did it “on porpoise” (sorry… couldn’t resist the pun).
They are decidedly NOT the same thing. Do you even have an editor?

The Article ‘Nefarious porpoise: frisky dolphin prompts Brittany bathing ban’ originally appeared on https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/27/single-porpoise-frisky-dolphin-zafar-prompts-brittany-swimming-ban
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Unless you want to be humped by a dolphin…Just like what happened to Hank Hill on #KingOfTheHill
Avoid horny dolphins, or become a cartoon copycat.

The Article ‘Swimmers warned to avoid ‘randy’ dolphin who likes rubbing himself against them’ originally appeared on http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dolphin-zafar-brittany-waters-france-warning-le-telegramme-a8509901.html
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NYC subway maps in 3D you say?

The Article ‘Elegant Schematics Show Subway Stations Are Places, Too’ originally appeared on https://www.wired.com/story/3d-schematics-nyc-subway-stations
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