McDonald’s designs miniature to-scale restaurant for bees: meet the McHive

Can I just say: The McHive makes me want to keep bees. Too fucking cute.

The Article ‘McDonald’s designs miniature to-scale restaurant for bees: meet the McHive’ originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2019/05/mcdonalds-designs-miniature-to-scale.html
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These Creepy ‘Face Mites’ Live in Your Pores and Mate When You Sleep – Geek.com

Face mite romance. Doing it on your face after a romantic meal of grease, pore jam and zit jizz. Just a lovely thought to consider the next time you look in the mirror. #ThisGrossPlanet

“There is a good chance that you have thousands of “face mites” that thrive in your pores, eat away grease, and engage in mating…”

The Article ‘These Creepy ‘Face Mites’ Live in Your Pores and Mate When You Sleep – Geek.com’ originally appeared on https://www.geek.com/science/these-creepy-face-mites-live-in-your-pores-and-mate-when-you-sleep-1788416/?source
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Meet the Guy Who Spends Months in the Antarctic Collecting Penguin Poop

Conversation over heard in a bar someplace in the world:

“So what do you do for a living?”

“I collect penguin poop in Antarctica.”

Penguin Poop Patrol. Well ok then.

The Article ‘Meet the Guy Who Spends Months in the Antarctic Collecting Penguin Poop’ originally appeared on https://earther.gizmodo.com/meet-the-guy-who-spends-months-in-the-antarctic-collect-1834917157
Jamie’s comments are his own.

Trump says he’ll turn to Supreme Court if Congress begins impeachment

Umm…that’s not actually how it works at all dude. What a crybaby you are. “Brett! Those Democrats are being so mean to me! Sob sob Whine whine.”
Look…Regardless of what favors you THINK your SCOTUS appointments owe you, there are limits to how much graft and corruption they can turn a blind eye to. They cannot rule contrary to law and precedent, and have to back up their decisions with logic, facts and truths; you know, those pesky complications that you so avidly avoid.
Things are getting fun now.
Enjoy the ride, you lying orange asshole. You dug this hole for yourself…no one DID this to you. You don’t know how to President, and now the dishonesty, ignorance and lies are catching up to you.
Turns out you’re even worse at running the country than you are at running your failed and failing businesses. The only thing you’re actually any good at running is a scam.
But all scams eventually come undone. This one is unraveling faster than a half-knit sweater in a room full of kittens. If I were Trump, I would resign now and pray for a pardon from Pence. It would be the most presidential thing he’s done since taking office.

The Article ‘Trump says he’ll turn to Supreme Court if Congress begins impeachment’ originally appeared on https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/24/trump-supreme-court-impeachment-1289314
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Trump claims Democrats ‘can’t impeach’ him

In my mind I’m seeing the House Democrats defiantly saying “Challenge Accepted”.
On my TV, not so much.

The Article ‘Trump claims Democrats ‘can’t impeach’ him’ originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2019/04/trump-claims-democrats-cant-impeach-him.html
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Editorial: Mueller has found Donald Trump guilty of being a terrible president

Guilty of being a terrible President is an understatement, but absolute truth. #MuellerReport

The Article ‘Editorial: Mueller has found Donald Trump guilty of being a terrible president’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/mueller-report-trump-russia-collusion-justice-summary-a8876536.html
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Why Spicy Food Makes Your Nose Run—and Why It’s Great for You

Why indeed. Who likes it picante?!

The Article ‘Why Spicy Food Makes Your Nose Run—and Why It’s Great for You’ originally appeared on http://time.com/5566993/why-spicy-food-makes-your-nose-run/
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