OR…let’s not fuck with the genetic make up of our food. I like spicy as much as anybody, but there’s no reason to fubar our food chain to spice things that need no spice. I mean, it’s easy enough to add the desired pepper to any tomato application. #amirite?

The Article ‘Let’s Make Tomatoes Spicy With Genetic Engineering, Scientists Proclaim’ originally appeared on https://gizmodo.com/lets-make-tomatoes-spicy-with-genetic-engineering-scie-1831547833
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Do we need Social Security reform now? It’s practically a unanimous yes. Time to tell your representatives: It’s time to grab onto that third rail and hang on. Somebody has to lose, and it can’t be the folks who already depend on the inadequate amount they receive. That means the wealthy have to subsidize the poor, and we all know how the wealthy hate that.
But our social services are a disgrace compared to every other Western democracy. If we don’t prioritize the needs of our own people, we will fail. Miserably. That means education, poverty, debt reduction, cheap green energy must be our priority. Our military could operate on half it’s budget if we socialized the military industrial complex, and used the profits from global military sales to fund social services and infrastructure projects. Just saying…time for some fresh, revolutionary thinking to stave off the actual revolt that would otherwise ensue.

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Those Democrats are SO tricky, they even got Trump to own the shutdown, so they could use it to take him down.
Dude…This is YOUR shutdown, you stupid orange asshat. YOURS. You sat in the Oval office and told Chuck, Nancy, and The World that you would take responsibility for the shutdown, and now it’s a Democrat plot to steal the presidency from you?
Wowsa…talk about delusional conspiracy theories.

The Article ‘Trump: Shutdown is Democrats’ attempt to take the presidency’ originally appeared on https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/03/trump-shutdown-democratic-ploy-1079022
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It’s lonely at the top of the douchebag pile.

The Article ‘Trump says he was lonely over the holidays’ originally appeared on https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/02/trump-lonely-government-shutdown-1077468
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Happy 2019! Birds making bird art. That is all.

The Article ‘Photographer captures breathtaking moment thousands of starlings form shape of giant bird’ originally appeared on http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/birds-flying-murmuration-starlings-photograph-sparrowhawks-attenborough-nottingham-christmas-day-a8706476.html
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I’m pretty sure it’s my sanity. Happy 2019 everyone!

The Article ‘What Are You Leaving Behind in 2018?’ originally appeared on https://gizmodo.com/what-are-you-leaving-behind-in-2018-1831402019
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I hope you won’t need a hangover remedy tomorrow, but if you wake up with your head feeling like somebody jammed a bottle of champagne into your brain, one of these might ease the suffering. Happy 2019 everyone! Here’s to a much better year than the last couple…not that I’m optimistic or anything, just hopeful it’s not any worse.

The Article ‘Six of the best natural hangover cures for New Year’s Day’ originally appeared on http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/new-years-eve-natural-hangover-cures-google-doodle-headache-water-sleep-ginger-breakfast-a8704941.html
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