I know we’re all awaiting Uranus Examiner’s insider investigation of Uranus Fudge Factory…
#Missouri #ShowMe #Uranus hehe

“This week publishers announced the launch of the Uranus Examiner, a new local paper in Pulaski County in the southern US state. It quickly became the butt of controversy, flushing out critics who wasted no time attacking the new title.”

The Article ‘Making a splash: American town launches Uranus Examiner newspaper’ originally appeared on https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/14/american-town-launches-uranus-examiner-newspaper-missouri

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Who’s the #FakeNews now, Trump bitches?
Eight different independent studies say he’s lying. How many studies has he provided to back up his claims?
You know the answer is ZERO.

The Article ‘Here are 8 studies disputing Trump’s claim that the hurricane death toll was low – The Boston Globe’ originally appeared on https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2018/09/13/here-are-studies-disputing-trump-claim-that-hurricane-death-toll-was-low/Jeg8g3ZJ9hIbAkJOPFEgVM/story.html?camp=bg%3Abrief%3Arss%3Afeedly&rss_id=feedly_rss_brief
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Apparently, in Canada they rob dispensaries with BEAR SPRAY. Now, I’m not sure what bear spray is exactly…but I think that if it’s supposed to ward off bears, it must be some nasty shit to get sprayed with…if not exactly a lethal weapon.
Personally…I think the bong makes a much better weapon. So did the robbers, eh.

The Article ‘Hero fights off weed dispensary robbers with a bong’ originally appeared on https://mashable.com/article/guy-fights-off-robbers-with-a-bong/
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Way to double down on defending perhaps the largest fuck up of your administration so far…with an emphasis on “so far” because we know you will outdo yourself…that much has been proven time and again.

The Article ‘Trump calls Puerto Rico hurricane response ‘incredible, unsung success’ – despite almost 3,000 deaths’ originally appeared on http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/puerto-rico-hurricane-maria-trump-death-toll-florence-storm-a8533506.html
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9/11. Trump brags that HIS building is now the tallest on Manhattan, thanks to the terrorist attack.
Just a reminder of who is sitting in the White House and why he shouldn’t be there…as if you need another.

The Article ‘When Trump bragged he now had ‘tallest building’ in downtown Manhattan hours after World Trade Center collapsed’ originally appeared on http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/911-memorial-trump-2001-video-world-trade-center-manhattan-new-york-a8532891.html
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I concur. Pluto is the coolest of ALL planets and the asshats that decided to strip it of it’s rightful status are unthinkable idiots. #PlutoThePlanet

The Article ‘Pluto is most definitely a planet — and should never have been downgraded, say some scientists’ originally appeared on https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/10/world/pluto-planet-status-trnd/index.html
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#Censorship is one of the biggest issues facing mankind in the 21st century. Right after #Trumpbots destroying the world…and of course killer robots and AI Overlords.

MY Definitions of some terms for the uninitiated:

Censorship: The act of filtering and control of the news and information given to the public so as to further your agenda, political, religious or otherwise.

Trumpbot: A blind follower of Trump. A person without the mental faculties to distinguish between fact and fiction who instead has been programmed, their entire reality based upon what they see on TV, spoon-fed to them by the first RealityTV president and his fake media machine.

AI Overlords: Computers which have become self aware and now view mankind as a huge risk to the universe, a risk which must be controlled…or eliminated if necessary.

Uninitiated: You don’t really know me or grok my fucked up sense of humor.

The Article ‘The EU’s copyright plans will let anyone mass-censor the internet’ originally appeared on https://boingboing.net/2018/09/11/free-expression-v-big-content.html
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