Imagine, a tropical paradise, as you and your closest companion stroll down a deserted stretch of exotic beach. You look into each other’s eyes as you barefoot your way along the sand…and you trip over a dead cow that washed ashore. #wtf? #AlmostParadise

The Article ‘Dead cows washing up on Canary Island beaches’ originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2019/04/dead-cows-washing-up-on-canary-island.html
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Seriously. Because China just did it, so we have to. Oh, and because we did it when America was great…you know, before Obama ruined it.
No other reason. Just MAGA stupidity.

The Article ‘Why America Wants to Send Astronauts to the Moon’s South Pole’ originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2019/03/why-america-wants-to-send-astronauts-to.html
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Dear House Democrats. Stop screwing around with redacted this and summarized that. Just subpoena Mueller, ask him the questions you need to determine if further investigations are needed, and move on. WTF is stopping you? Or maybe you don’t want to know the truth? I know I want the truth from a reliable source (read: non-Trump appointee) ASAP. No better source than Mueller.
#SubpoenaMueller

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I always knock on wood after I break a mirror or a black cat crosses my path.

The Article ‘Why We Knock on Wood (and Other Common Superstitions)’ originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2019/03/why-we-knock-on-wood-and-other-common.html
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Very sad. Dolphins, which we all know are smarter than many humans, are the victims of downright cruelty! There are some real assholes at large in this “modern” world.

The Article ‘More than 1,000 dolphins wash up in France this year with devastating injuries: ‘There’s never been a number this high” originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2019/03/more-than-1000-dolphins-wash-up-in.html
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I don’t think I could smoke it that fast, otherwise I’d apply for the job.

The Article ‘DEA seeks contractor to burn 1,000 pounds of marijuana every hour’ originally appeared on https://www.ajc.com/news/dea-seeks-contractor-burn-000-pounds-marijuana-every-hour/ruZCdeNaUrA1zxPzhDLJNO/
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How about just paying your driver’s a fair wage instead of less and less.
The recent per mile cuts are a slap in the face, and BOTH Uber and Lyft colluded to do it simultaneously, giving drivers zero options.
Fuck you, fuckers.
#Uber #Lyft #RideShareDriversUNITE

The Article ‘Lyft hopes free banking and cheap repairs will lure drivers away from Uber’ originally appeared on https://www.engadget.com/2019/03/28/lyft-free-banking-cheap-repairs-for-drivers/
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