Did you know that bananas are about to go extinct…again? Maybe science can save us…if not the bananas themselves, which appear to be doomed, thanks to the genetic fuckery by mass marketed factory farming.

The Article ‘Why we may soon have no bananas (again)’ originally appeared on https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44712034
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YES! Best protest balloon ever.

The Article ‘London mayor approves baby Trump blimp to fly over city during visit’ originally appeared on http://thehill.com/policy/international/395563-london-mayor-approves-baby-trump-blimp-to-fly-over-london-during-visit
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Facebook flagged the freaking Declaration as #HateSpeech. THIS is why you don’t want your social networks censoring your feed. What happened to giving us a ‘most recent first’ full feed of EVERYTHING that WE SAY we want to see (by following etc)? What the fuck is wrong with THAT?

The Article ‘Could the Declaration of Independence be considered hate speech? Facebook seems to think so’ originally appeared on http://www.newsweek.com/facebook-flagged-declaration-independence-hate-speech-1008815
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Don’t try this shit at home. Happy 4th!
#StupidHumanTricks

The Article ‘Watch people do stupid things with fireworks to celebrate Independence Day’ originally appeared on https://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheNextWeb/~3/YZDDz9NAq6s/
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This is our town…full of good Samaritans who would turn in “a substantial amount of money” and the paper runs a story looking for the owner. We joke sometimes about living in Disneyland…but Danbury is really so much nicer than Disney.
Happy Independence Day, #Danbury!

The Article ‘Danbury Police look for owner of found money’ originally appeared on https://www.newstimes.com/local/article/Danbury-Police-look-for-owner-of-found-money-13049130.php
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You gotta love her. Hahahahahahahaha Awesome. Hahahahahahahaha.

The Article ‘J.K Rolling Trolls Trump Over Twitter Spelling Error’ originally appeared on http://time.com/5329971/jk-rowling-laughs-at-trump-error/
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On sale soon! Get your #SpaceForce Signature laser rifle at your friendly, neighborhood, NRA approved, Weapon Depot soon!! Direct from China (Trade War pending)

The Article ‘Chinese firm claims its laser rifle burns clothes and skin up to 800m away’ originally appeared on https://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheNextWeb/~3/f-cXTRmRCIg/
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