The Devil in Danbury: Satan escapes hell to wreak havoc in suburbia. -TheOnion

The Article ‘Demonic Spirit Claws Way Out Of Hell To Flicker Lights, Throw Some Silverware Around’ originally appeared on https://www.theonion.com/demonic-spirit-claws-way-out-of-hell-to-flicker-lights-1833096666
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Why are there so many rich assholes who believe that their money gives them the right to be complete, outright, unabashed douchewads?

The Article ‘International outrage over trophy hunter who paid $110,000 to kill rare mountain goat’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trophy-hunter-goat-kill-us-pakistan-markhor-a8776066.html
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Tell me again why the second amendment prevents requiring safety training when you purchase a deadly weapon? Your testicles could depend on knowing better than playing movie star with the pistol tucked into your belt (they’ll tell ya to use a holster in safety class). How can the NRA be against common sense legislation to help protect the public (from themselves), keeping America’s balls bullet-free?
Seriously though. There are plenty of preventable firearm accidents every year. Is requiring a gun safety certification too much to ask for? Everyone has the right to drive, but the state has the right to know they know how, and most places require passing a test and a license to hit the road. Why not gun owners? Sure it’s a bunch of red tape…a real pain in the ass…but it could be your ‘nads.

The Article ‘Man without gun licence accidentally shoots himself in genitals’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/indiana-man-shoots-himself-penis-mark-anthony-jones-a8808376.html

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I would watch more webcasts if they weren’t $20 each. Ouch! And I get why free concerts are rare in real life, but why do cyber concerts have to cost so much? It’s a webcast ff sake. I mean, go ahead and charge a premium for a HQ experience. People will pay it. You’ll make bank. But there should be a lower bandwidth “free pass” for all shows. The Arts should not be only for those who can afford it. What gives, Bob Weir? I thought you understood that. We all need a miracle now and then dude. Hook us up.

The Article ‘Bob Weir & Wolf Bros Announce Wallingford Webcast’ originally appeared on https://www.jambase.com/article/bob-weir-wolf-bros-wallingford-webcast
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Well…Lock me up. I would’ve done the same damn thing! Poor little cubby 🙁

The Article ‘Woman sentenced to jail for freeing crying bear cub from trap’ originally appeared on https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bear-trap-cub-jail-new-jersey-a8802206.html
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Perfect. Poaching is bad enough. Now they want to let hunters kill elephants. Elephants probably have higher intelligence than these idiots. They certainly are more compassionate and humane. WTF Botswana?

The Article ‘Botswana set to lift hunting ban and let tourists shoot elephants’ originally appeared on https://droolindognews.blogspot.com/2019/02/botswana-set-to-lift-hunting-ban-and.html
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Wow. Jailed without bail for showing a breast in support of ERA. Talk about a woman-hating hanging judge. Just fucking wrong.

The Article ‘Virginia judge jails woman without bail for exposing one breast at equal rights demonstration’ originally appeared on https://www.rawstory.com/2019/02/virginia-judge-jails-woman-without-bail-exposing-one-breast-equal-rights-demonstration/
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