They taught the monkey to tweet…maybe show him how to use spell check? I mean, there was a day when typos mattered to the President of these awesome but now Divided States of America. Of course, telling the American people the truth used to matter, too.
Where the fuck have we descended to? What happened to our standards of excellence? The President is supposed to be “excellent”. The best of us. We really have to be better than THIS, America.

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Our asshole president, working hard to make America a radioactive wasteland. How about we build a Trump resort there? I bet he’d get a great deal on the land.

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OR…let’s not fuck with the genetic make up of our food. I like spicy as much as anybody, but there’s no reason to fubar our food chain to spice things that need no spice. I mean, it’s easy enough to add the desired pepper to any tomato application. #amirite?

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Do we need Social Security reform now? It’s practically a unanimous yes. Time to tell your representatives: It’s time to grab onto that third rail and hang on. Somebody has to lose, and it can’t be the folks who already depend on the inadequate amount they receive. That means the wealthy have to subsidize the poor, and we all know how the wealthy hate that.
But our social services are a disgrace compared to every other Western democracy. If we don’t prioritize the needs of our own people, we will fail. Miserably. That means education, poverty, debt reduction, cheap green energy must be our priority. Our military could operate on half it’s budget if we socialized the military industrial complex, and used the profits from global military sales to fund social services and infrastructure projects. Just saying…time for some fresh, revolutionary thinking to stave off the actual revolt that would otherwise ensue.

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