Dear @Twitter
No wonder no one uses your app. I use Tweetdeck on my desktop, but of course you killed the Android version.
This piece of shit is worthless…or your native feed is completely FUBAR. Either way…you are digging your own grave and killing a GREAT service.

#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

#ScottPruitt is GONE!! There IS a chance we might survive this…
#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

Heat Alert. Everywhere…well, everywhere south of Canada.
Stay hydrated, my friends.

#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

Dear #Uber passengers,
Spending a bunch of time talking during the ride about how you tip…and then not tipping…comes off as especially dickish. Maybe you forgot…or perhaps you both were just assholes. I’m sure you know who you are. But hey…It’s never too late
#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

Lately, I feel as if humanity is being marched to the edge of a cliff, all the while laughing in disbelief at the existence of cliffs, even as we are being shoved, one by one, over the edge and into the void.
I shall not be shoved or voided unaware, & fuck you for trying.

#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

Somehow we thrive on the simple monotonies of life; endless pots of coffee and refillings of sugar shakers ftw
;~j

#gomh #JustFuckingSaying

The power is back on!!
The power is back on!!
So many extension cords…better leave them…just in case. When does tornado season end in Connecticut? Oh wait…we don’t have a tornado season. Or do we?
#CT #ClimateChange
#gomh #JustFuckingSaying