We had lots of fun. We’d take turns torturing small animals and betting on how many shots it would take for the firing squad to finish the job, as his dad was purging the nasty lying criminals from our great country. Great guy. Good times, indeed.

#NorthKorea #KimJongUn

https://ind.pn/2D8wDE7

Why would you want to come here? It’s really starting to suck thanks to Trumpy and Congress. Want the authentic American experience? Try #Canada, eh.

#Headline –
#Spain set to replace US as second most popular country for tourists as #TrumpSlump continues

https://ind.pn/2mE9wLy

#Solar power plant to open at site of #Chernobyl nuclear disaster

Seems like a good use of useless real estate to me. Does the nuclear ghost town get a lot of sunny days?

https://ind.pn/2DAWTYC

Flake is a republican, isn’t he? A republican senator denouncing a republican president as #stalinist — I kinda think that’s pretty big news. Wake up America. #ItISHappening

Flake to denounce Trump media attacks as Stalinist in Senate speech

#trump #stalin #gop #wtf #wtfua

http://nbcnews.to/2my8Zto

Wow. Still can’t work the phone system, eh Trumpy? Morons shouldn’t make conference calls…or try to run countries.

White House struggles for 22 minutes to mute conference call – CNET #trump #UnfitForOffice

http://cnet.co/2DwtO0C

Pot calling the kettle black, or what?
Or in this case, the orange asshat calling the sane person crazy.

http://bit.ly/2DtL1YI

“This is not a drill”
That’s SO fucked up. Somebody really screwed the pooch…I can’t even imagine seeing that shit on my phone.
Also…Now what happens in the event it’s real next time…people will be like, “yeah right”. Fucked on so many levels.

http://cbsloc.al/2mAB2JP