Of course, the line is busy 100% of the time with people calling to hear it.

US shutdown: White House voicemail changed to blame Democrats
source:

http://bbc.in/2DUErur

So true, Bernie. The man talks first and thinks later. He says what he needs to say to win his arguments, regardless of the validity of the statement. Nothing that proceeds from his lips can be taken at face value, and every word must be vetted and fact checked.
Of course, he may spout the polar opposite tomorrow, so you can’t even put much weight on the small amount of truth that slips into his blubbering.

Article: #Trump is a ‘pathological liar,’ says #BernieSanders

https://ind.pn/2DUaFWy

He took a year off. Gave Trumpy plenty of time to get a head start in fucking things up. Now he’s back. The Big O is taking on the Trump Idiocracy. Welcome to 2018, you sack of unpresidential orange shit. Bama’s back!

I for one am glad to see you, Mr. President. American politics has missed your voice of reason and empathy. #ThanksObama

Article: In post-presidency, #Obama finds balancing act in countering #Trump

http://abcn.ws/2mYb2Y1

#News420
This could be the trial of the century…the trial that helps bring an end to a century of cannabis prohibition!
Let’s see #Sessions prove in court how his fictitious views about the dangers of cannabis are evidence enough to justify denying a child her medicine…medicine that WORKS to control her epilepsy.
Seriously…This should be good! Because it’s tricky to prove lies that you accept on faith are the truth… especially in a court of law. It may be a sin for you to smoke weed, Jeff, but the #Constitution says you can’t force your religion on anyone but you.
I know. That means you can’t arrest all those pesky brown people who are probably going to commit crimes anyway, you racist fuck.

#JeffSessions #Cannabis #EndProhibition #LegalizeIt #MMJ #epilepsy

http://bit.ly/2mSYPDT

See…now we’re talking. “Bring me a beer, C3PO!”
Hopefully they’ll be smart enough NOT to find your keys after they bring you a few beers…just saying.

#beer #robots
#RobotsForEveryone

#DigitalTrends : This home robot will clean your house, find your keys, then bring you a beer

http://bit.ly/2FYharT

Be sure to let Facebook know that Droolin’ Dog News is super trustworthy, like a faithful best friend for news…well, maybe a little extra critical of Trump, but then that’s the thing about telling the truth…it is what it is.
Or you can skip Facebook altogether, and just get the news direct from the dog’s mouth.
Woof. That’s where this link goes…

http://bit.ly/2mRWM39

Ewww. Anyone who knows me knows I’m NOT a sushi eater. I would put wasabi in my eyes before I’d eat raw fish of any kind. THIS is why. This and the million other parasites and microbes that can lurk in raw fish.
Needless to say, I bet this guy thinks twice about his NEXT sushi experience.

A #Sushi Lover Pulled a 5-Foot Tapeworm Out of His Body

http://ti.me/2FWbor5