I use the time tested drill and pray method, (NOT properly mentioned in this article)…drill hole after hole in applicable wall or ceiling until a swiss cheese-like state is achieved and stud is found. Then I just patch up all those pesky holes with a swipe of some old, sorta watery sheetrock mud and make note to sand and paint someday.

“Someday isn’t one of the days of the week, so technically you’re saying you’re never gonna do it if you’re doing it Someday.”
#someday #procrastination

http://bit.ly/2DJO8e1

Anyone who’d like to gift me one of these bad boys, feel free! I mean…who doesn’t need a flamethrower? Nobody, that’s who.
And I’m sure they’re 100% legal in EVERY state…
#Flamethrowers for Everybody!

http://bit.ly/2DVKUHJ

THIS is the response to the State of the Union we NEED to see. No offense to Kennedy, but the Dems don’t have the actual will to affect ACTUAL change any more than the GOP.
#Bernie2020 #StateOfTheUnion #NotMyPresident

http://bit.ly/2DWJigY

As our Idiot in Chief shrinks national park boundaries to allow oil gas and coal exploitation, while backing out if every possible environmental regulation and treaty he can…Chile adds 10 million acres to their national parks.
What the everloving fuck is wrong with Americans who think Trump has the right idea on conservation and the environment? Seriously. What is wrong with you pinheaded asshats?

http://bit.ly/2EmDP0H

THIS is what to watch after the State of the Union…Even if you can’t stomach watching the orange blob flap his gums about all his failures that he likes to call #winning

https://ind.pn/2nkoCVU

Pizza flavored cocktail?.
Now, I love pizza and a good cocktail…I’m just not sure they can…or should…exist as one.
#pizza
#NationalPizzaDay is February 9th.
Support your local pizzeria.

In today’s #WTFNews :
Bunga Bunga announces launch of pizza-flavoured cocktail

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/bunga-bunga-pizza-cocktail-flavour-new-a8183981.html?utm_content=buffer1f2f0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Pizza flavored cocktail?.
Now, I love pizza and a good cocktail…I’m just not sure they can…or should…exist as one.
#pizza
#NationalPizzaDay is February 9th.
Support your local pizzeria.

In today’s #WTFNews :
Bunga Bunga announces launch of pizza-flavoured cocktail

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/bunga-bunga-pizza-cocktail-flavour-new-a8183981.html?utm_content=buffer1f2f0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer