He took a year off. Gave Trumpy plenty of time to get a head start in fucking things up. Now he’s back. The Big O is taking on the Trump Idiocracy. Welcome to 2018, you sack of unpresidential orange shit. Bama’s back!

I for one am glad to see you, Mr. President. American politics has missed your voice of reason and empathy. #ThanksObama

Article: In post-presidency, #Obama finds balancing act in countering #Trump

http://abcn.ws/2mYb2Y1

#News420
This could be the trial of the century…the trial that helps bring an end to a century of cannabis prohibition!
Let’s see #Sessions prove in court how his fictitious views about the dangers of cannabis are evidence enough to justify denying a child her medicine…medicine that WORKS to control her epilepsy.
Seriously…This should be good! Because it’s tricky to prove lies that you accept on faith are the truth… especially in a court of law. It may be a sin for you to smoke weed, Jeff, but the #Constitution says you can’t force your religion on anyone but you.
I know. That means you can’t arrest all those pesky brown people who are probably going to commit crimes anyway, you racist fuck.

#JeffSessions #Cannabis #EndProhibition #LegalizeIt #MMJ #epilepsy

http://bit.ly/2mSYPDT

See…now we’re talking. “Bring me a beer, C3PO!”
Hopefully they’ll be smart enough NOT to find your keys after they bring you a few beers…just saying.

#beer #robots
#RobotsForEveryone

#DigitalTrends : This home robot will clean your house, find your keys, then bring you a beer

http://bit.ly/2FYharT

Be sure to let Facebook know that Droolin’ Dog News is super trustworthy, like a faithful best friend for news…well, maybe a little extra critical of Trump, but then that’s the thing about telling the truth…it is what it is.
Or you can skip Facebook altogether, and just get the news direct from the dog’s mouth.
Woof. That’s where this link goes…

http://bit.ly/2mRWM39

Ewww. Anyone who knows me knows I’m NOT a sushi eater. I would put wasabi in my eyes before I’d eat raw fish of any kind. THIS is why. This and the million other parasites and microbes that can lurk in raw fish.
Needless to say, I bet this guy thinks twice about his NEXT sushi experience.

A #Sushi Lover Pulled a 5-Foot Tapeworm Out of His Body

http://ti.me/2FWbor5

#News420
#Vermont Governor to Sign Marijuana Legalization Bill Into Law Monday

http://bit.ly/2FYFNor

Party’s over, liars. WTF is wrong with you people? As Red Foreman (and I) would tell you, “I’ll give you an emotional support foot up your ass”.

http://read.bi/2FXCKgu