Dear Scalpers. You Suck.
You always suck, but you suck serious shit during the World Series and Super Bowl.

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Of course it does. Duh.
Seriously. This deal should not happen. I hate when I agree with Trump, but he is right on some things…this is one of them.

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Thanks America, for choosing candidates so bad that I am in agreement with Fucking Iran on the election. Nice job.

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People are freaking out about 2017 solar eclipse.

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About 97% of the gasoline sold in America has ethanol in it. Some people say this is ruining our engines and killing our fuel economy. True? How about asking a NASCAR engine-building expert with a Ph.D about it. #ethanol

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Here comes #12 tomorrow night…if the rumors are true. What rumors? I’m not tellin’! (because I don’t know…seriously) #EenyMeenyMineyMoe #Negan #NoSpoliersPlease #TWD #AMCWalkingDead #TheWalkingDead

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So wait…now Assange is a Good Guy? I mean, I think he is…for the most part…a hero, but Sean Hannity? I’m sure he will be singing a different tune the very first time a REPUBLICAN is in WikiLeaks crosshairs.

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