A DDoS attack shut down Spotify, Twitter, the New York Times and many more sites this morning.

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THIS is your brain on weed. Literally. Well, not your brain. A brain. Well, not a REAL brain, a model of a brain. On weed. So, this isn’t your brain at all..or any brain for that matter. Or anything on weed. So, #nevermind then.

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Wait…didn’t I see this on Cougar Town? Big Carl would be proud.

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You know that the GMO super-humans they’ve created to replace us are growing in test tubes already, and I’m sure they’re searching for potentials way to eliminate the rest of us ‘imperfect’ humans. We’re all soon to be living in the plot to a really bad sci-fi thriller. Or not. We’ll find out soon, I’m sure.

http://huff.to/2eaA6se

It amazes me that, here we are crashing our spaceships into Mars, and we still aren’t sure how many planets there are in our solar system. C’mon science. Get your shit together.

“New research links the odd and unexplained six-degree tilt of our Sun to an undiscovered planet in the outer reaches of our solar system. It’s even more evidence that planet Nine is for real.”

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This weekend is the peak… #MaxMeteors #Orionid

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Too fucking funny.

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