Florida Man…at it again. This time the victim is a poor old hammerhead.
He put the shark in a headlock and punched it in the stomach until it died. What a fucking asshole. #FloridaMan

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I am Cheese Boy. Who knew it was actually good for you? (me.)

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Wow. I forgot all about the Turkey pardons. I’ve been so wrong, saying that Obama hasn’t done anything in his 8 years in office. I must apologize. There are 8 Turkeys who are alive today (presumably) thanks to Obama. 8 Turkeys who never had to face the slaughterhouse floor, nor the invitation to a Thanksgiving Dinner that cannot be refused.
There’s something to be thankful for. #ThanksObama
#TurkeyDay #pardon

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“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you”
…you must be a fucking buddhist. Just saying. Life is really tough, and it’s all about compassion.
#Zen

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“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you”
…you must be a fucking buddhist. Just saying. Life is really tough, and it’s all about compassion.
#Zen

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They just don’t build those gazillion dollar warships like they used to. Do they have any $800 million ammo shells on board? Do you ever feel like the US Armed Forces waste your money? But hey…it’s stealthy, so the enemy won’t be able to detect it…while it’s stranded for 10 days in the same place…enjoy the Panama Canal, sea bees!

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