Will Trump hasten the arrival of the Messiah? Jews and evangelicals think so

So let me get this straight…your combined divine wisdom-based consensus, is to let Trump fuck things up really really bad…and this will make things SO BAD as to bring on, actually hasten the #apocalypse and the coming of #TheMessiah?
OK…Normally, I would note the heresy in those thoughts…presuming to know the will of God is traditionally kind of an archetypical proverbial cautionary tale, isn’t it? Doesn’t usually end well in the old tales of the Torah or Jesus’ ditties, does it?
But…considering the blind orange fool in the Oval has a button to destroy the world as we know it…right next to the one to have a #DietCoke delivered 12x daily…yeah, I’m pretty sure even the #Mythbusters might find this one #plausible

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Transgender People Can Enlist in the Military Next Month, Despite Trump Tweets

Another #Trump policy change that isn’t going to change, luckily. And, with any luck at all, he’ll never build the wall…it’s not looking good, despite the recent “testing” underway. No one will pay for it. Healthcare is worse now than before, thanks to his efforts, and should this “Tax Reform” occur, our debt will be piling up faster than the Interest Payments…which will QUICKLY exceed the combined budgets for education and “welfare”.
The more “victories” denied, the better, I say.

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President Signs New Space Policy Directive

The Human Race. Not unlike a plague of locusts, a herd of fast breeding, destructive parasites, we are out to infect the solar system. Coming soon to a galaxy near you…#Aliens and ETs BEWARE!
Can’t we just send #DonaldTrump into space? PLEEEEASE!?!? You don’t even have to tell him…just invite him to a “launch party” and lure him into the capsule with #DietCoke, #KFC, and #FoxAndFriends on a BIG screen.
Nothing left to do but close the door and light that candle!

https://go.nasa.gov/2B4RYA5

Window Blind Cords Still Pose A Deadly Risk To Children | Droolin Dog dot Net

You know…this has been an issue for a long time, and yet children keep dying after becoming entangled in Window Blinds. Is no one holding manufacturers accountable?

This is the problem with a government of, by, and for the behemoth corporation, and not The People. These corporations are treated “as people” when it comes to bribing their way through Congress to get what they want. But when it comes to accountability, a PERSON would be put in JAIL. The corporate version of “Jail” does not exist. Corporations get to PAY their way out of everything. Another BRIBE, and the cycle continues.

Bribery is the way of the corporate “person”…and YOU thought bribery was illegal. THIS is why #CitizensUnited must GO. It is one-sided, corporate favoritism. You cannot have the RIGHTS of personage without the ACCOUNTABILITY and RESPONSIBILITY that goes along with those rights. #EndCitizensUnited

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