Jill Stein’s Ideas Are Terrible. She Is Not the Savior the Left Is Looking For.

I really want to be able to respect and vote for Jill Stein. Unfortunately, she reminds me of every uninformed, granola snorting, know-it-all hippie chick I ever met, in that many of her ideas are about as grounded in reality as a merry prankster on peyote. Though some could certainly argue that the Pranksters were MORE grounded in reality, despite (or thanks to) the hallucinogens.
~jg
#further #OnTheBus

“Stein’s description is so far off, it’s as if someone asked Stein how to play basketball, and she answered that teams scored points by kicking the ball off the backboard.”

http://slate.me/2ejpuqi

‘Willy Wonka’ reboot in the works from ‘Harry Potter’ producer, ‘Secret Life of Pets’ writer

Dear Hollywood.
We’re sick of you re-making every classic film because you THINK you can somehow make it better. News flash: Most times, it’s NOT better. Seriously. Not better. #NotBetter
ps. Gene Wilder just fucking died. Have some fucking respect for the “REAL” Wonka.

http://on.mash.to/2e8HnuV

Creepy Message From Kids Discovered in 1968 Time Capsule: ‘I Am Dead’

Seems odd…they say they are 10 and born in 1900, but the time capsule was from 1968. No one seems to be discussing these obvious math glitches. Forgetting that he was obviously not dead in 1968, of course, too.

“It could not be confirmed by press time whether Greg Lee Youngman was now, in fact, dead.”

http://bit.ly/2eiUk20

The ‘Road Less Traveled’ OOAK Coffee Table

So, you know the picture on the back of my EP, ‘Anywhere’? Well, we took it and put it on a piece of wood, and then built that piece of wood into the top of a super sturdy, awesome coffee table. And if you want one, we’ll make one for you! Cool right!?!
Check it out on Oakie Dokie Crafts — (that’s our Etsy shop).

http://etsy.me/2eukg9R