Wait…didn’t I see this on Cougar Town? Big Carl would be proud.

http://on.mash.to/2eym6oO

You know that the GMO super-humans they’ve created to replace us are growing in test tubes already, and I’m sure they’re searching for potentials way to eliminate the rest of us ‘imperfect’ humans. We’re all soon to be living in the plot to a really bad sci-fi thriller. Or not. We’ll find out soon, I’m sure.

http://huff.to/2eaA6se

It amazes me that, here we are crashing our spaceships into Mars, and we still aren’t sure how many planets there are in our solar system. C’mon science. Get your shit together.

“New research links the odd and unexplained six-degree tilt of our Sun to an undiscovered planet in the outer reaches of our solar system. It’s even more evidence that planet Nine is for real.”

http://bit.ly/2exQYY3

This weekend is the peak… #MaxMeteors #Orionid

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Too fucking funny.

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#News420 How exactly does marijuana make us high? We’re a little closer to knowing now that scientists have figured out the structure of the brain receptor that interacts with the drug.

http://bit.ly/2eab10q

There’s a fish that makes its home in the butt of a sea cucumber. Why? Because it worked for one crazy ancestor, and winning strategies get perpetuated. #Evolution

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