“In this episode, Paddington takes a stroll into town and forgets his umbrella. It starts to pour rain, so he ducks into the first door he comes to…which just happens to be a brothel. The next thing you know, Paddington is tied to the bed and two nice ladies of the evening remove their shirts and….wait…what the…kids close your eyes!!”

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Don’t mind that pesky #volcano that’s currently erupting…go watch the stupid #eclipse.

Todays Bad Astronomy Advice:
#Mayon best site to view rare moon in #Philippines

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Here’s why this is a HUGE issue. It speaks to carelessness. It screams out that the most important job in the country is not being taken seriously. All you had to do is PROOF READ, but nobody bothered. No one thought it was important enough to make sure the details were taken care of.
There is no job on Earth where the DETAILS are more important. Our president is not fit to be a fucking janitor.

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Don’t they know our navy is navigationally challenged? The US Navy can’t pilot its boats without crashing into others…I’d give our pilots a wider berth in the air, if I were you.

Headline: Russian fighter jet flies within 5ft of US Navy surveillance aircraft

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Are we all doomed if the magnetic field if the Earth shifts…If the poles flip?
Logic says no… it’s happened lots of times. But the last time was like 700,000 years ago, and we didn’t have the Internet and all these “devices” and electrical stuff. If the poles switch, there’s a good chance that all our technology may fail, too, #SoTheresThat Oh…and ignore your GPS because if North becomes South, who knows where you’ll end up.

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I use the time tested drill and pray method, (NOT properly mentioned in this article)…drill hole after hole in applicable wall or ceiling until a swiss cheese-like state is achieved and stud is found. Then I just patch up all those pesky holes with a swipe of some old, sorta watery sheetrock mud and make note to sand and paint someday.

“Someday isn’t one of the days of the week, so technically you’re saying you’re never gonna do it if you’re doing it Someday.”
#someday #procrastination

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Anyone who’d like to gift me one of these bad boys, feel free! I mean…who doesn’t need a flamethrower? Nobody, that’s who.
And I’m sure they’re 100% legal in EVERY state…
#Flamethrowers for Everybody!

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