Not so fucking interesting now, are you Mr. Router salesman. The NEW “most interesting man on the world” sucks by the way. I bet he ends up selling used cars.
A lot less fugly than wearing those Snapchat pieces of shit.
BUT you don’t get to buy them in only two places from a super cool vending machine, AND at $129 you don’t get to spend way too much money for them either. Oh yeah…and you don’t get to look like a fucking idiot wearing them either.
I bet he was just looking for a nice fir to nosh on, and got pissed off that everything was plastic and metal instead of wood and pine.
Hell, I’d trash the place too…fake tree mutha fuckin….