Phenomenally funny.
#muppets
#muppets
Sean Spicer’s standard reply gets a phenomenal ‘Muppets’ remix
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How One Scientist Plans to Hunt for the Loch Ness Monster Using DNA
Genetically, we’re nearly identical to the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot, and 30% of humans have alien DNA thanks to alien abductions and careful crossbreeding and management of the human herd by our alien overlords.
(No, not really. Just doing my share to keep the flow of fake news going strong!)
Jeff Sessions Realizes He Can’t Stop Pot Legalization—And He’s Mad, Bro – High Times
Anything that makes Sessions mad makes me happy.
#News420
#News420
As Trump Dismantles Obama’s Climate Legacy, Report Urges Action To Save The Arctic
Apparently, Trump has deeply seeded hatred for polar bears. Who knew?
Not the dumbfucks who voted for him. Or maybe they did.
#NotMyPresident #Impeach45
Not the dumbfucks who voted for him. Or maybe they did.
#NotMyPresident #Impeach45
Why the Fuck Is No One Talking About Nukes?
Frankly, I think it’s important that mankind has the ability to wipe ourselves off the planet.
But I’m pretty sure the stockpile we have is adequate, modern enough and well capable of accomplishing their task. Simply put, we’re wasting money if we invest in more weapons that we must never use. The ones we have are good enough.
Instead, how about we invest in the minds of our children, sparing NO EXPENSE to make sure that EVERY child that wants an education, receives the best education available for their skills. How about making sure that the poorest and weakest in our country are entitled to the same healthcare that the richest Americans can buy. The right to medicine, education and nourishment are non-negotiable, basic human rights, and it is not a breach of the tenets of the All Holy Capitalism to ensure that the holy trinity of human rights are protected FIRST. and THEN invisible hand is is free to take over. The market will never be “free” until America is the healthiest, well nourished and highly educated nation in the world…As well as the most profitable.
A #FreeMarket demands #EconomicJustice
#DemocraticSocialism is not #Communism
#NoNukesAreGoodNukes
But I’m pretty sure the stockpile we have is adequate, modern enough and well capable of accomplishing their task. Simply put, we’re wasting money if we invest in more weapons that we must never use. The ones we have are good enough.
Instead, how about we invest in the minds of our children, sparing NO EXPENSE to make sure that EVERY child that wants an education, receives the best education available for their skills. How about making sure that the poorest and weakest in our country are entitled to the same healthcare that the richest Americans can buy. The right to medicine, education and nourishment are non-negotiable, basic human rights, and it is not a breach of the tenets of the All Holy Capitalism to ensure that the holy trinity of human rights are protected FIRST. and THEN invisible hand is is free to take over. The market will never be “free” until America is the healthiest, well nourished and highly educated nation in the world…As well as the most profitable.
A #FreeMarket demands #EconomicJustice
#DemocraticSocialism is not #Communism
#NoNukesAreGoodNukes
See how ‘The Walking Dead’ pulled off Shiva’s killer attack
What? That wasn’t a REAL tiger mauling those Saviors? I feel robbed.
No shit…seconds before the tiger SEEMED to jump out of nowhere, I said, “Where’s the fucking tiger?” It was like I was writing the script. hehehe #ICouldDoThat #lol
#TWD #TheWalkingDead #AMCWalkingDead
No shit…seconds before the tiger SEEMED to jump out of nowhere, I said, “Where’s the fucking tiger?” It was like I was writing the script. hehehe #ICouldDoThat #lol
#TWD #TheWalkingDead #AMCWalkingDead
Fifty Years After King’s Famous Anti-War Speech, America Is Again Debating Guns Versus Butter
Why can’t we have abundant butter and just enough guns to make sure nobody fucks with our butter? I can think of a reason: Greed.
Are we supposed to be out deciding whose butter to steal?
And bribing people with butter…well, more like threatening to take away their butter… to get them to do what you want them to…is that really in our best interest? Is that what America is about?
psst…I’m not really talking about butter here.
Are we supposed to be out deciding whose butter to steal?
And bribing people with butter…well, more like threatening to take away their butter… to get them to do what you want them to…is that really in our best interest? Is that what America is about?
psst…I’m not really talking about butter here.