Red button on the President’s desk…Let’s just hope the OTHER red button isn’t anywhere nearby…”Oops…I meant to order a Coke”.
A Closer Look at Donald Trump’s Magic Coke Delivery Button
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Trump Surprised Being President Is Harder Than ‘The Apprentice’?
Oh Trumpy. So easily surprised. So unprepared.
Can’t wait to see what provokes you to say “this Commander-In-Chiefing is a lot harder than it looks”.
It’s coming. Sooner or later, the generals will MAKE you do your job. There are certain orders you cannot delegate. You know that, right?
#Impeach45
Going to college may increase risk of marijuana use
Have things changed so much since I graduated that this is news? Because it doesn’t feel like news. College students smoke weed. Thanks for the unique observation, Captain Obvious. #not420news
Here’s What The U.S. Military’s Nuclear Apocalypse Training Looks Like
“It’s a good thing this was just an exercise, and it is never ever possible for this to happen in real life.”
Even Donald Trump’s birthday tweet to Melania has a factual error it in
Making Birthday tweets great again, like America was back when there were only 39 States. Which was never.
Trump started an anti-immigrant hotline. People are trolling it with tales of aliens.
Got a minute to fuck with the President? Call the anti-alien hotline and report those UFO sightings. Do it now! The Truth is out there.
#aliens
#aliens
Scientists Are Already Planning the Next Mission to Pluto
How much would a ticket for Trump cost? Can we get that bird in the air next month? Just wondering. #Impeach45