Jeff Sessions launches War on Drugs 2.0 with new mandatory-minimum policy

#News420 Because the first #WarOnDrugs wasn’t a big enough failure, let’s go with a BIGGER BETTER War on Drugs. Gotta keep those private prisons filled, because the corporate overlords will get angry if we don’t fill those jails up with minorities and illegal aliens, and they will stop giving us “campaign donations”, aka bribes. I wonder just how much USAG Sessions stands to make from the “private corporate prison” industry and their PACs.

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Giant Sea Monster Washes On Shore Because World Is Ending

It’s a magical liopleurodon, Charlie. It’s come to tell us the world is ending, and we’re all doomed. We all need to guard more than our kidneys, Charlie. This is no Candy Mountain; no Candy Mountain, Charlie. No Candy Mountain.
#CharlieTheUnicorn #liopleurodon #seamonster #armageddon

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