Trump already flipped the bird at the arts by cutting funding, and his Commission on Arts & Humanities just quit. He’s REALLY skipping the event because it would be like Hitler as guest of honor in Israel.

http://bbc.in/2xdSg2h

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” ~Emma Lazarus

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Right? How do I get to be a #CannabisCritic?
Obviously, this is THE stoner dream job, which must be performed ONLY by the ultimate stoners. But, I think I can handle this one. I mean, I am far better qualified than almost EVERYONE in the #Trump administration is for their jobs. Hell, by Trumpian standards, I’m so, extremely OVER-qualified, since #NoRelevantPriorExperience is the Oval Office rule of thumb. #News420 #MarijuanaCritic

http://bit.ly/2vQ2Pcm

Toilet paper simply sucks once you’ve used a bidet. I’m no longer lucky enough to have one, but my ass remembers. Just saying.

http://bzfd.it/2vLgXWd

I guess we’re doomed to a future of split ends and dandruff, if Kim-Jong Un-Reasonable decides we need a nuking.

That’s right. Conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair, making your fro one big fluffy bundle of doom. So, let’s hope somebody talks some sense into Agent Orange before the silos start emptying, because I’m not ready for a life of frizz and flakes.

http://bit.ly/2w673iK

How cool is that! No more waking up the kids to stick the thermometer up their ass!

Wait. What do you mean “under the tongue”? “Under the arm”? “Behind the ear”? Are you kidding me? #WhoKnew?

Just kidding. I mean, does anybody actually do rectal? These are STILL really cool even if you DON’T probe their little butts for thermal discrepancies.

http://bit.ly/2vMQcie

#News420 Sure. Doing everything possible to protect the #Catch22 that keeps cannabis illegal at the federal level. It’s illegal because it has no medical use and is dangerous. Because it’s illegal, you cannot do any research to prove medical value or relative safety. Of course, any research done illegally doesn’t count, so preventing approved LEGAL research prevents #legalization…and it doesn’t matter how many illegal studies are done in states which have legalized.
#JeffSessions is a dinosaur, out of step with the Nation and even most of his own party. But he is a skilled obstructionist…he’s been a #GOP Senator thru the #Obama administration, some of the least productive, obstructionist Congresses we’ve ever had. It’s like he doesn’t know how to do anything else.
What a fucking asshat.

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