Beware the Killer Sex Robots…that can be hacked to kill you. That’s right, an evil hacker could turn your virtual vixen into a rebooted robot black widow.
#YouveBeenWarned

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WAY too late. I figured it out a long time ago.
#Hollywood lost it’s mojo sometime in the 90s, and has been merrily recreating last-century crap-fests for our viewing displeasure ever since. I blame #Scientology and #TomCruise. Why? Because I can.

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Only in Florida, USA folks. Some kinds of stupid simply don’t exist anywhere else.
#Hurricanes and #Guns don’t mix.

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Maybe the answers can be found here: Bob Weir Controls The Weather
I mean, there’s no way #ClimateChange has anything to do with it. I’m totally sure it’s smarter to blame surviving members of the Grateful Dead ???? or maybe Democratic party leadership.

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You are waiving your right to sue them later. Read the fine print…these fuckers don’t give a FUCK about you and your financial life being ruined. #equifax

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Oh, this should be a good one. Set the DVR.
#Kimmel #SeanSpicer

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Seriously. All you people and your irrational fears…you’ve brought #It upon yourselves. What you fear most has come upon you. So now, you must learn to trust your clown overlords. You must submit to circus logic and the will of killer
#Clowns #ITMovie #jfs

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