Oh, this should be a good one. Set the DVR.
#Kimmel #SeanSpicer

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Seriously. All you people and your irrational fears…you’ve brought #It upon yourselves. What you fear most has come upon you. So now, you must learn to trust your clown overlords. You must submit to circus logic and the will of killer
#Clowns #ITMovie #jfs

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It’s better than failing at everything in your 40s? Ah yes, the intrinsic value of all those “#LifeLessons” #pffft

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Maybe. Here, it was just wet. Damp. Humid. We got a pool, it turned green from lack of sun and constant rain. Summer sucked. Thanks, #ClimateChange.

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Irma is some serious record breaking shit. I’m thinking about you, Florida peeps…family…friends. Stay safe and dry and be sure to have plenty of supplies…don’t forget beer and weed! #HurricaneIrma

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And it didn’t mention “Trump” at all, meaning the Prez stopped comprehending after the third sentence.

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Favorite Line: “Do stupid shit, smartly.”
I’ll have to add this to the advice list for the boy…who is now a college freaking freshman. how the fuck did that happen? [note to self: start college advice list]
#LifeFliesBy

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