“Squirrels make the best life partners.”
“Once you go squirrel you dump yer girl.”
“They’s as good in bed as they is in the fryin’ pan”
“The head squirrel told me to shoot the dog”.
#ThingsRednecksDontEvenSay about #squirrels

#FloridaMan #NotNuttyAtAll

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Nothing could be more true and relevant right now. We need more people like #DalaiLama and less people like #Trump and his goons.
It’s pretty obvious the opposite is the actual reality.

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You know we are fucked, when the #NSA, our top spy agency…the one presumed to be the most technically advanced and awesome at its job…it easy prey for hackers. What hope do we have that our government will protect us from being assailed in cyberspace (or elsewhere) if they can’t even protect themselves from being picked apart by the #DarkArmy?
Could it be that no one who actually has the skillz wants to work for you? Maybe that.

http://nyti.ms/2AG2cEk

#News420 Pay attention for a second, #California. If you tax the fuck out of legal #cannabis, you are giving the black market a reason to survive…maybe even THRIVE. Cheap, legal cannabis can destroy the illegal market. Getting greedy, and heaping government tariffs on what should be just another cash crop…it’s really just an agricultural product, a “budding” industry that will create thousands of jobs…trying to overtax this market will doom your economy to huge tax revenue losses to a #BlackMarket. A black market which could be mostly eradicated under a system with reasonable taxes and oversight based on common sense. #DoItRight

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Did you know there are FREE things to do for New Years Eve in #NYC? You know, besides standing in #TimesSquare (#1 on their list) for like nine boozeless, weedless, bathroom-less, joy-free hours, freezing your nutsack and nipples off, waiting with thousands of other idiots for millions of dollars in #Tiffany glass and light bulbs to drop about 10 feet, marking just ONE tick of the 10519200 ticks of the year’s clock.
Well there ARE. Or, so says #NewYorkWorld anyway.
Full disclosure: I avoid NYC on #NYE at all costs, so don’t expect to run into me and Naveen doing any of this.#NYENYC #NYCNYE #NewYearsEve

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