#News420
Don’t believe it! Nobody is gonna hand out $30 bags of gummy bears to kids. Seriously. You have a lot more credble threats to your kids to worry about on Halloween. There’s #obesity. #Toothdecay. #SocietalBrainwashing that this #tradition of disguising oneself and demanding a payout, aka “treats”, under threat of “trick”, aka you name it…is a positive life lesson for our kids. #HappyHalloween !! ????????????????
Footnote: yes, we will be passing out treats to our local hooligans, in hopes our casa avoidth their wrath…and because a certain amount of washing is good for a brain.

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One quarter of people in the world have no access to reliable electricity. Think about YOUR life without power. It would suck shit, wouldn’t it? Now think of yourself WITH power, but without a monthly bill from some quasi-government monopoly. Free from control and more importantly, taxation of centrally managed carbon fueled power. Self sufficient.
They would hate that. That’s why alternative, renewable power is taking so long to arrive. Just saying.

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#Trumpy thinks to himself as he drives by: “she’s just accidentally using the wrong finger to say “we’re #1. See…everybody loves me. #Bigly.”

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#Antarctica is a good place to keep an eye on if you are worried about our planet. Many clues lie in the ice. Many more in the deep cold oceans around it.
#climatechange

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Because #ClimateChange doesn’t exist, major cities like Boston and New York are spending millions of dollars to prepare and protect themselves from it’s effects. So, lucky for us the stupidity stops rolling at the bottom of Capitol Hill.

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Maybe. I mean, I ain’t no “cluster analysis” expert (wtf is #clusteranalysis?), but the fact that like another 19+ seasons just keep on happening sorta cries “bogus” in the face of this supposed “study”. The golden age? What the fuck does that even mean anyway?
#TheSimpsons

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5 Minutes with Trump, and Woody was like…”I need a bong hit”
There’s not enough weed in the world to make this shit OK.

#News420 #WoodyHarrelson resorted to smoking a joint halfway through dinner with #Trump

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