I’m heading for space…they’re scratching my name onto a microchip and we’re heading for Mars!
Just a few hours left for YOU to get on board!!

#space #nasa #mars #redplanet #JamieGrayInSpace

https://go.nasa.gov/2z5bRGC

That’s right…you’re not alone. Not even close. Don’t despair. At least there’s that.

I think the REAL point of cheer is, only about 37% of the actual total US population voted for this asshole, which means MOST of us…the rest of us…are all freaking out right now. Finally seeing the light is rough…I feel really bad for all of the lives…mostly families of poor, and non-white Americans…that are about to come apart, thanks to this #malfuckery in Washington.

“If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice” ~Rush
#NuffSaid

But NOW do you understand why your VOTE is IMPORTANT? Because a small percentage of the people sitting on the side in this election could’ve EASILY CHANGED THE OUTCOME…A FEW VOTES, pretty much like just about EVERY OTHER US ELECTION, where MILLIONS of Americans sit by and let decisions be made for them.
Now tell me it doesn’t affect you…go ahead. I dare you.

http://on.mash.to/2h62TCb

Now, I’m not sure, but I have a feeling that Cannabis Infused Beer is something I might enjoy. Perhaps a ‘Green’ IPA? #IPAGreen
With Massachusetts legalization, a cannabis-infused #HarpoonIPA could be an actual thing. It could. Just saying.
#Harpoon #IPA #cannabis
#TheseAreAFewOfMyFavoriteThings
#News420

http://bit.ly/2lBI1UC

Hey…if God can make #JesusToast, just imagine what #Lucifer can do 🙂
#EvilToast #ToastFromHell #TheDevilMadeMeBreakfast

http://bit.ly/2A6N2Ys

Meanwhile in outer space….
#spacenews

http://bit.ly/2ymq2Yo

Cool…I guess. I mean, this could definitely save lives, so that’s good.
But wow…I wonder why I don’t want to ever have a brain scan. I mean, who knows what they will find out about me. #TheHorror. I completely don’t want anybody snooping around in my brain…it’s all pretty scary in there. #TrustMe.
One thing they WON’T FIND in there is the desire to off myself. No, I’ma stick around awhile yet…I feel like there’s so little sanity in the world, and I think I make it more SANE. That just seems SO ironically wrong to me, but it is what it is.

http://bit.ly/2xK42C9

“You can do your sciencing if you MUST, but if you find out anything Trumpy don’t like, you can’t say anything.”

What the FUCK? Trump administration is censoring scientists. This must not be allowed. They are Independent agencies for a reason.

http://bit.ly/2lE6k4m