It’s. Not. Butter.

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We got some national coverage on #LastWeekTonight with #JohnOliver here in #Danbury
Basically, he mocked us for our Mayor’s video trying to lure #Amazon here.
No press is bad press, right #MayorMark? (it was goofy as fuck. just saying)

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Bye-bye, Asshole. Did I say that already? Probably a few times. Oh well.

#WorthRepeating #ChrisChristie

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Who knew?! Apparently, we’re trying to elect dead people, #Danbury. Hope he didn’t win…
#oops

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“In 1914, Canadian Army veterinarian Harry Colebourn was traveling to the Western Front when he met an orphaned bear cub in an Ontario railway station…”

#WinnieThePooh #AAMilne #LiteraryHistoryFTW

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#News420
Who won the Election? Weed smokers, that’s who.

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Forget Planet of the Apes…it’s the Racoons we really have to worry about. Another few decades of urban natural selection, and these masked bad-boys of the animal kingdom will be breaking into people’s homes and demanding a ransom in trash at gunpoint (racoons are nearly as dexterous as humans…more if you count the fact they can use their ‘feet’ almost as well as their front paws…which have like opposable thumbs, yo).

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