15,000 scientists just gave a catastrophic warning about the fate of humanity

15000 Scientists MUST be WRONG, right?
I mean, these aren’t some of the most educated people in the world or anything. They are just foolish fools who believe in this “Climate Change” fable. I mean, how is it even POSSIBLE that only 9 BILLION humans could be hurting our planet? We’re barely an infection, much less a plague.
#Yes Its ALL #Sarcasm but you can never really be sure on the Internet, can you? I mean, you KNOW there are people out there who would read this and say,
“Yup. That’s Why I Voted for Trump”

I’m not saying #WereAllDoomed or anything, but…well, maybe I AM.
#ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Pollution #Extinction #Humanity

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More adults use marijuana in states where it is legal

#News420
Shocking Revelation out today: When people can buy weed legally, they smoke more weed. Oh, and also, when they know they won’t get in trouble for saying they smoke weed, they’re more likely to SAY they smoke more weed.

Thanks, #CaptainObvious, for alerting us to another all around useless…and I’m sure, expensive…#ColumbiaUniversity study, that any stoner could’ve explained to you over bong hits.

http://bit.ly/2mmASIi

Was Amelia Earhart eaten by coconut crabs?

I saw a story the other day about these giant crabs that eat birds and shit. I should’ve known it would just be a matter of time until some sharp interwebs user put two and two together, and SOLVED the MYSTERY of AMELIA EARHART!!!!

That’s right: She was EATEN BY CRABS.

Good job reporting the #NotAtAllFakeNews, #Newsweek.
#AmeliaEarhart #MysterySolved #EatenByCrabs

http://bit.ly/2AFBA6m

Florida man faces eviction over emotional-support squirrel

“Squirrels make the best life partners.”
“Once you go squirrel you dump yer girl.”
“They’s as good in bed as they is in the fryin’ pan”
“The head squirrel told me to shoot the dog”.
#ThingsRednecksDontEvenSay about #squirrels

#FloridaMan #NotNuttyAtAll

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