The Human Race. Not unlike a plague of locusts, a herd of fast breeding, destructive parasites, we are out to infect the solar system. Coming soon to a galaxy near you…#Aliens and ETs BEWARE!
Can’t we just send #DonaldTrump into space? PLEEEEASE!?!? You don’t even have to tell him…just invite him to a “launch party” and lure him into the capsule with #DietCoke, #KFC, and #FoxAndFriends on a BIG screen.
Nothing left to do but close the door and light that candle!

https://go.nasa.gov/2B4RYA5

No…impossible.
We all know that Bob Weir Controls The Weather.
Kim’s a little fat liar.

#fakenews #northkorea #kimjongun #bobweir Bob Weir

https://ino.to/qC9GF88

If you’re a musician, you should be telling your congresspeeps to support #NetNeutrality.
Your career could depend on it. #DoItNow

http://rol.st/2BAZqUv

You know…this has been an issue for a long time, and yet children keep dying after becoming entangled in Window Blinds. Is no one holding manufacturers accountable?

This is the problem with a government of, by, and for the behemoth corporation, and not The People. These corporations are treated “as people” when it comes to bribing their way through Congress to get what they want. But when it comes to accountability, a PERSON would be put in JAIL. The corporate version of “Jail” does not exist. Corporations get to PAY their way out of everything. Another BRIBE, and the cycle continues.

Bribery is the way of the corporate “person”…and YOU thought bribery was illegal. THIS is why #CitizensUnited must GO. It is one-sided, corporate favoritism. You cannot have the RIGHTS of personage without the ACCOUNTABILITY and RESPONSIBILITY that goes along with those rights. #EndCitizensUnited

http://bit.ly/2B5FBnl

Dear Farmers:
DON’T TAKE THE BRIBES.
Asking…no, pleading…for 7 Billion Friends.

#BanRoundUp #FuckMonsanto #MonsantoSucks
#SaveTheBees #SaveTheEarth

http://bit.ly/2nQ1qCs

No pit? How the hell are you supposed to grow an avocado tree from that?

http://bit.ly/2kWuYgz