#NYE in #NYC. We checked the webcam a little while ago and people were already lining up. It’s like 10°F and like 12 hours until the ball drops, so, like fuck that. What’s WRONG with you people?

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Perfect. More write-offs for the wealthy and all the TV pastors get to upgrade their private jets their and already lavish residences.
Good call, #GOP. #WellDone

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Wanted to check out the stream the other night but then the sneaky bastards wanted $16…so that didn’t happen. I was underwhelmed when I saw them live…hard to justify that kind of coin for sad ears.

Umphrey’s McGee Welcomes Cody Dickinson At New Year’s Run Opener In Denver

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You’d have to pay me…AND give me access to a warm bathroom whenever I need it…and you’d have to pay me a LOT.
And I STILL might no show. Have fun, crazy people. #HappyNewYear2018

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Niagara Falls has frozen over because it’s so cold in America.

…or is it because so much of the flow of the Niagra river is diverted around the falls to generate power? What do YOU think?

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The cops in our town used to keep it…for themselves…back in the day (70s) anyway. I doubt things are still so chill…
“You can claim it down at the station if you want it back”.
Yeah…I know who’s gonna be smoking it in 60 days. Cops are always such bullies. But hey…things could’ve turned out much MUCH worse 😉
#news420 #LEGALIZEIT

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ASSHOLE.
Why not remove protections and safety requirements too? No need for all those pesky inspections. Who cares if oil companies destroy the Gulf?

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