Dear Hollywood.
We’re sick of you re-making every classic film because you THINK you can somehow make it better. News flash: Most times, it’s NOT better. Seriously. Not better. #NotBetter
ps. Gene Wilder just fucking died. Have some fucking respect for the “REAL” Wonka.

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#News420
Pot activists are going to celebrate the two-year anniversary of Philadelphia’s marijuana decriminalization Thursday by holding a “pop-up pot garden” outside Philadelphia Art Museum.

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Seems odd…they say they are 10 and born in 1900, but the time capsule was from 1968. No one seems to be discussing these obvious math glitches. Forgetting that he was obviously not dead in 1968, of course, too.

“It could not be confirmed by press time whether Greg Lee Youngman was now, in fact, dead.”

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Probably because ‘Darryl’ has been running his mouth lately.
Nice job Norman.
#LookWhatYouDidNow #Blabbermouth #TWD #TheWalkingDead

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Everyone wants to be a great conversationalist, whether you’re networking or just catching up with friends. Share your stories in the present tense to make them (and yourself!) more engaging…

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So, you know the picture on the back of my EP, ‘Anywhere’? Well, we took it and put it on a piece of wood, and then built that piece of wood into the top of a super sturdy, awesome coffee table. And if you want one, we’ll make one for you! Cool right!?!
Check it out on Oakie Dokie Crafts — (that’s our Etsy shop).

http://etsy.me/2eukg9R

Beware of spilling hot soup in your lap, that’s all I can say. #NakedDining

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