Go!…and take Texas with you.
(it’s funnier if you know that TX has been threatening to secede for decades. When I lived there (80s), they were selling $1 bricks in the Great Wall of Texas that was supposedly being built to wall the Lone Star State off from the rest of US).

http://bit.ly/2fL897D

$40 billion? That’s like an aircraft carrier and a couple destroyers…if you don’t buy any $800 million ammo rounds.

http://bit.ly/2eSjYvv

Ima believe it when I see it.
#NYTimes #YellowPress #GreedKilledJournalism

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He’s already out to kill all drug dealers. What else could he do? Sorry I asked.

http://reut.rs/2erznnA

The election was so bad Facebook thinks everyone is dead. Did Facebook Kill You?

http://bit.ly/2eQRLVx

Looks like the FBI is the REAL Internet kiddie porn king. So who’s kids are the FBI agents selling pics of? And isn’t that the definition of entrapment? Not to mention that committing criminal acts to catch criminals is not exactly proper police tactics…nor is it legal.

http://bit.ly/2ePTB9s

Robert Redford Announces Retirement From Acting

http://bit.ly/2ePIeOu