Second? When was the first?

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Boo!
Texas, basically you just suck shit.
Why don’t you just fucking secede already.
#FuckYouTexas

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Ice melting in the Arctic winter? This is definitely NOT more evidence of climate change. Don’t worry deniers, global warming is still just an ugly lie that you can choose not to believe. In fact, you don’t need to accept it until AFTER all the Arctic and Antarctic ice is gone, and New York and other coastal cities are under at least a foot of Sea Water.
#DenyTHIS #ClimateChange #Artic #IceMelt #winter

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Panda Antics…happy hump day!

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In theory, being an Atheist is protected by our Constitution. However, if we let our government legislate and enforce religion-biased laws, this could be us. Maybe we won’t be punishing Atheists…perhaps it will be Muslims (they must be terrorists) or Buddhists (commie spies) or Jews (supporters of Israeli terrorist state).
Wasn’t it just so much easier when we could #BlameCanada for all our problems?
#FirstAmendment #freedom #liberty #SaudiArabia #SouthPark

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Damn…Siri is in real trouble!
Nobody’s gonna want to chat with Siri when they can have Morgan Fucking Freeman.
#siri #facebook #MorganFuckingFreeman

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#News420 Marijuana is now legal in more than half the states.
Let’s hope Trump’s weed nazi cabinet doesn’t try and fuck things up.

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