Interior Dept. changes website from family visiting park to a giant pile of coal

The Dept. of The Interior. Hard at work for the coal industry.
Why are you trying to save a dinosaur that is already dead, with absolute ZERO future?
Forget Yosemite. Kiss Yellowstone goodbye. Forget that camping trip this summer…just head down to the coal mines and dig you troglodytes!!! There is no joy in Coalville.

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Coca-Cola Made A Coke With A Third Less Sugar, Hardly Anyone Bought It, And Now It’s Been Axed

Life is dead. And I don’t think I ever saw one.
I can think of a way to repurpose the green label though…you know, in a couple years when FDA gets up to speed: Coke Green Label Cannabis Cola — it’s coming. I just know it.
#coke #CokeLife

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