Drunk me is just a lot dumber than sober me. Drunk me gets in fights that sober me WANTS to get in, but is smart enough to walk away from. Drunk me says whatever I want, no matter how much it will hurt others, and doesn’t care if it gets sober me in trouble later for it. Drunk me can be a real asshole.
But, it’s true though…drunk me is just like sober me. Just without that annoying voice that analyzes everything I do and say, BEFORE I do it. The one that squashes all the fun and spontaneous verbal combustion before things get, you know, “fun”.

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I, for one, am looking forward to hearing what Mr. Comey has to say, now that he doesn’t have to worry about keeping his job. Seriously though, I don’t think “Attorney General” and “perjury” should ever be in the same sentence. Ever. Just get rid of the racist fuck.
#USAG #SessionsLied #FBI #Comey

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#News420 It ain’t dead yet…our neighbors to the North may still get legal weed…and as soon as this month! Go Vermonters!
#Vermont #LegalizeIt

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Yes please. But does it suck up the fish, too?
Also, is there maybe one that can suck the radioactive isotopes out of the Pacific? #fukushima #oceans #trash

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This has to be one of the strangest headlines I’ve ever read. Kangaroo fighters? Great Emu War of 1932? Things are way-way cray-cray down under.
#Australia

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Because all of the smartest people in the world are WRONG, and Trump and his brood of burglars knows better. Come ON!?! I’m just not buying it. Not buying it at all.
#BroodOfBurglars #ClimateChange #Paris #TrumpyDontGetIt

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That’s cool. But didn’t Marshall do this already? (They did…you can pick one up for like $200 on Amazon).
Just saying, doing it second isn’t quite as cool. Especially if you want to charge MORE than the original costs…although, many Marshall lovers wouldn’t be caught dead with a Fender speaker, and vice versa, so there’s that. Fender fanboys and girls, I guess your bluetooth day in the sun is nigh.

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