Wait now…new Jackie Chan you say?
Really? You mean, saving Coal Mining jobs (both of them) isn’t going to help us compete in the 21st Century high tech world?
Wow. What a bummer, Trumpy dude. How about we fund some higher education and get America competing with the rest of the world FOR REALZ ?!?!
They’re gonna send Bruce Willis and co. up to nuke it, right?
#HappyAsteroidDay