Bizarre ‘satanic cult’ accusations levelled at restaurant chain (PHOTO)

That’s right…those blooming onions are the Devil’s Diet baby.
Eat at Outback and risk your very SOUL.
But hey…At least you won’t get food poisoning like at #Chipotle.
#OutbackSteakhouse #SatansSteakhouse #LucifersLuncheonette #DevilsDiner #BeelzebubsBBQ #DevilsDiet #MorningstarMeatery #EvilEdibles #BaalsButchery

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US carrier Gerald R. Ford ‘makes history,’ completes first landing & launch of aircraft

I’m not sure the Navy remembers Gerry Ford very well…the Clumsiest President to hold the office might be an appropriate title. I would’ve maybe gone a different way. Just saying. Let’s hope this namesake isn’t as awkward on the seas as President Ford was…well, everywhere.

http://bit.ly/2u9NgtE

US carrier Gerald R. Ford ‘makes history,’ completes first landing & launch of aircraft

I’m not sure the Navy remembers Gerry Ford very well…the Clumsiest President to hold the office might be an appropriate title. I would’ve maybe gone a different way. Just saying. Let’s hope this namesake isn’t as awkward on the seas as President Ford was…well, everywhere.

http://bit.ly/2u9NgtE

The mystery of ancient Canaanites is finally solved, genetic research shows

DNA evidence shows that the Bible is not telling the truth about the Canaanites being wiped out by the Tribes of Israel, but in actuality they seem to have settled in Lebanon, where 90% of Lebanese people have Canaanite DNA.
Oopsie…looks like some alternative facts date back a couple of millennia.

https://usat.ly/2uFn2CP

John McCain’s maverick moment

I don’t agree with McCain on many many things. But I know him as one of a few in Washington who will stand up for what is right, even if it means going against the GOP. He’s no sheep, and I respect that a lot. A LOT.
He is a man of honor and virtue…at least in comparison to most of the DC degenerates who dick us around daily.
Thank you, Senator McCain for putting common sense before party lines, as you have done many times before.

http://cnn.it/2vPPror