Wait, what next?! Sand now? Is this a thing we really need to worry about? Running out of sand? Because, isn’t sand like one of those “infinite things”? You know…grains of sand…like the number of stars in the sky?
Hmmm…lately I’m rethinking a lot of those old childhood fibs I’ve been told. You know…the ones that make you think that things are not exactly what they really are.
So many it seems…. #LiesOurParentsToldUs #RunningOutOfSand

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We’re not clowning around here anymore! It’s your soul, man!
So unless you want to spend the rest of eternity riding around in Beelzebub’s Clown Car with 27 of Satan’s smelliest clown buddies, take heed!
#FearTheClowns #clowns

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You don’t want to be paying Grade A prices for Grade D syrup, do you? DO YOU?!?!
And what about that Canadian crap? Is syrup from Canadian maples really any better? #TheMoreYouKnow #MapleSyrup

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Seems like I just heard the opposite, but hell, OK…let’s hear it for misinformation!
I guess that’s what you get for taking #HurricaneTips from strangers. Knowing my luck, I’d somehow end up running the dishwasher, so it’s a good thing hurricanes aren’t really a problem here 🙂 Anyway…Here’s a bunch of bad advice all in one place!

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DAMN! That fire looks close! Some people don’t know when to get off the course…I imagine they’d play through thunderstorms and tornadoes as well. I’m sure it was the round of a lifetime…

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Sometimes, the Artist’s voice is all you hear.
#DACA #immigration #art

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Beware the Killer Sex Robots…that can be hacked to kill you. That’s right, an evil hacker could turn your virtual vixen into a rebooted robot black widow.
#YouveBeenWarned

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