More sad news today…looks like Christmas is…umm…postponed.

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Funny. No laughing matter, but still funny.
Fuck You, #Equifax
#FuckYouEquifax #equifaxbreach

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NOW will you do something? Even First Class gets fucked by turbulence. #ClimateChange

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It’s not technically “underwear” if you wear it OVER something. Since only the first layer is truly underwear, this is sort of a non-record. Well, let’s be clear…some things really shouldn’t be a record no matter what. Maybe this is one of them.

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“Take my mother in law. Please!” Typical of Trumpian policy…it makes no sense from the get go, until people find ways for it to make even less sense through loopholes and abuse. Another win for the Orange Blob we’re forced to call “Mr. President*”

*use of the term “Mr President” is in no way an endorsement of any past or future performance in pretense of the same, or while Agent Asswipe is pretending to have a clue.

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Because scientists have nothing better to do 🙂

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Robot farmers. I like the sound of it. Until they start farming humans.
#HandsFreeHectare

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