Booze makes you feel angry, sexy or tearful, say scientists proving the obvious

Who the fuck is paying for these studies of things that EVERYBODY KNOWS?
I mean, it’s bad enough that you can’t find anything new in Hollywood, TV or music any more, with all sequels, remakes and mashups. But if SCIENCE decides it’s gonna start doing ONLY studies of things that we already know, our doom is certain.
#ThanksDoctorObvious

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Big Tobacco to Start Running Anti-Smoking Ads on Primetime This Sunday

#BigTobacco against smoking. Seems legit.
I’d watch out for subliminal suggestions luring you to smoke, hidden in their anti-smoking propaganda…just in case. It’s only a matter of time until they try to corner the cannabis market. Just watch… I mean, who already has all the infrastructure for growing, curing, processing…smokable leaf matter?
#News420

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Elephants Relax on Georgia Interstate After Tractor-Trailer Carrying Them Catches on Fire

Relax? Hell yeah….#Trump decided NOT to declare open season on their kin overseas, and they decided to throw a party to celebrate…things got a little out of hand, and… #YadaYadaYada, we’ve got #ElephantsOnTheHighway #elephants

Elephants Relax on Georgia Interstate After Tractor-Trailer Carrying Them Catches on Fire

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The Al Franken Scandal Is A Godsend For Alabama Republicans

Too bad it’s not even close to the same thing.
Franken is not a pedofile, and didn’t have to ask anyone’s mother’s permission first.
Franken didn’t brag about it, or defend his actions as acceptable.
Franken admitted what he did and apologized.
The victim accepted his apology, and Franken asked to be investigated anyway.
Franken also isn’t a racist fucking crony of Jeff Sessions and Trump the Clown.
To be clear…It still ain’t right, and Franken deserves to be punished. But the punishment should fit the crime.
Moore needs an occupation change, and some time in the greystone hotel for baby raping. Ewww. What fucking scum.

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