Why a Chemical Banned From Soap Is Still in Your Toothpaste

This should be good.
SO…Why exactly is an antibacterial agent that was BANNED from soap (external use only) still in TOOTHPASTE (not so external…but don’t swallow that shit, man)? WHO the fuck approved it to be put in toothpaste in the first place? And why the fuck is it still in there now that we took it out of the fucking soap because it’s too fucking dangerous to wash our hands with?
Hello? McGovernment?

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Apple is still boring

$159 AirBuds might save the company from coming profit death spiral, due to lack of creativity. Not because they are so amazing, but because people are going to keep losing ONE of them, and have to buy a whole new pair… I predict that this new product will single-handedly overstuff Apple’s coffers with gold over the next year.
Yes, All Hail the #LoseMeBuds – Apple’s way of exploiting your inability to properly track small, unattached, objects near your person, turning your loss of their $7.42-to-make “bud” into $151.58 profit…that somehow ends up in Ireland owing Europe $307.99 in taxes. Go Figure.
Anyway, I’d sell my $AAPL stock…if I owned any, which I don’t. Just sayin’ ~jg

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Russian Fighter Comes Within 10 Feet of US Navy Plane

That’s right, blame the Russians. You do realize that if you keep blaming Russia for EVERYTHING, sooner or later we won’t believe you any more. Maybe. Unless you put it on TV or something. Then we will. TV always tells the truth. It has to. It’s in The Constitution, right?

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US media opens anti-Russia witch hunt to cover-up (real) DNC scandal

“So what sounds like the more plausible choice for a groundless “conspiracy theory” in the DNC case?
1. The story that Seth Rich was shot dead just before testifying in the DNC email case, possibly complicating Clinton’s chances at the White House, or
2. The story that the Russians had a hand in the email leak because they want to spread anti-American disinformation? Well, if you work for the Western mainstream media, the choice is obvious.”

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