Because #aliens.

http://nyti.ms/2lodmbx

No. Just no. Thank you very much. No wonder models are stereotyped as stupid.
I have to wonder though…how deeply are her fingernails digging into that helping hand keeping her from falling?

http://on.mash.to/2lWw0EN

Take the test. If you fail, they’re coming to take away your body, since you obviously don’t deserve one.

http://bzfd.it/2lWjhls

Oops. Just ignore that “fake news” we just reported. Father Christmas is just as real as ever!

http://on.mash.to/2lWCLWO

Need a reason to go to Yosemite in February?

http://bit.ly/2ktPXqb

If you’re not already at work, it’s not too late to call in sick!
#RESIST #GeneralStrike #NoBanNoWall

http://reut.rs/2ktZBsM

Say it ain’t so….only 2 more seasons? Noooooooo!
#GameOfThrones #GoT

http://on.mash.to/2ktWnFJ