Because they want you to be surprised when it happens, so they can go “wow…I can’t believe THAT happened. I guess climate change is more difficult than we thought” even though we’ve been warning them for literally decades.
“…his most striking accomplishment so far is becoming the first US president to entertain Sarah Palin, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent in the Oval Office at once, thus unifying the four horsemen of the apocalypse in one Instagrammable selfie.”