#News420
A+ for the idea. Obviously an F for execution.
#Busted #UK #EndTheDrugWar

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Another legal gateway drug, apparently. That Monster drink will lead you down the slippery slope until you’re an 8-ball-per-day paycheck snorting coke monster. Let’s raise the drinking age for Red Bull to 21 and save all those innocent victims from a deviated septum and a trip to the greystone hotel.
All jokes aside, I bet you’re FAR more likely to jump from Red Bull to Coca-white than cannabis leading you to a heroin addiction, so there’s that. Not that anybody cares about that things need to make sense or anything. Not in THIS reality. #BizzarroWorld
#news420 #BlameTheLHC

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Gee, let’s build a nuclear plant and NOT bother checking the site for hazards…you know, like Earthquake faults or unexploded WWII munitions. If that bomb someday goes off, it can take out the Nuke plant, but hey, no big deal.

And we wonder why the fucking reactor is STILL leaking tons of radioactive waste into the Pacific EVERY DAY. #Fukushima #japan #radiation

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That poor little thing would choke on the dog hair typhoon that spews forth from our beasts, and die within minutes, a near-full charge still on it’s robo-battery. Life IS too short to spend vacuuming…we’ve learned to coexist with our hairclump housemates, giving up the corners and underneaths of our home so that they may have a place to call their own.
#LifeWithDogs #DogDayDribble #woof

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for #IceCream…just hope we don’t need it’s help again anytime soon (other than help satisfying our yen for yummy frozen treats, of course).

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Now you know! You can thank me later, New Yorkers, because I know you’ve been wondering about this for a long, long, time. I know I never gave it a second thought before I watched the video…but now, all I want to do is get in a canoe and go check it out. Not gonna tip over though. That’s just dumbfuckery there…or was it a genius way to “accidentally” become one of the few to have ever set foot upon (or almost upon) U Thant Island? Smooth. Very smooth. You could be a #ProfessionalTrespasser.
#NYC #history #NYCHistory #UThantIsland

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Seems like the whole world is suddenly coming apart at the seams, and we’re pretty sure it’s all due to the Large Hadron Collider
#cern #lhc

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